Karangan Terakhir 2008

Erk....jam menunjukkan pukul 11.22 mlm waktu aku menulis menatang alah ni...hehe...sempat gak aku tulis sesuatu sebelum tibanya tarikh 2009...wahh...dah lama aku tak tulis sendiri karangan aku...dah lama aku asyik main tampal entri yg aku copy dari email aku je...hehe...

Dah lama aku x celebrate kedatangan tahun baru di tempat tumpuan ramai...sejak aku kerja ni, mlm thn baru aku cuma dihabiskan dihadapan PC je..hahaha....kalau dulu zaman belajar dulu (masa ni zaman lagha lagi), ada le jugak aku celebrate tahun baru dgn kawan2 aku kat KLCC ke..dataran merdeka ke...dan lain2 tempat yg aku pun dah ingat..hehe...

Dalam minit2 yg terakhir ini, di saat ketika org lain bergumbira menunggu detik 2009, aku telah menyediakan sesuatu utk menyambut kedatangan tahun baru ni...nah..lihatlah di bawah..taraaa....

Wakaka...bergaya betul hadiah aku utk tahun baru ni....sebuah design Main Fire Alarm panel utk projek 'bidding' terbaru aku...huhuhu..berjaya gak aku siapkan design ni..esok x payah gi opis....boleh sambung tido...hehe...cesss.....bosan betul la aku time2 nak cuti ni kena siapkan design dan costing utk projek 'bidding' ni....memang kekadang aku agak menyampah buat projek 'bidding' ni sbb belum tentu dpt projek ni lagi....kalau time aku xde keje pe la jugak nak buat kerja2 'bidding' ni....sebelum ni pun banyak projek 'bidding' yg aku dah buat....dan ada la lekat satu dua projek melalui hasil 'bidding' tersebut...syukur Alhamdulillah....kalau dah rezeki takkan ke mana kan.....kalau bukan rezeki kita, makanan yg duk kat dlm mulut kita pun belum tentu kita sempat telan...ehh..apa aku merepek pasal makanan lak ni..terus aku jadi lapar...huhuhu..sensitif betul..
Dah la...aku xde idea nak tulis panjang2....akhir kata, "Selamat Tahun Baru 1430 H" !!


P/s : Ermmm....selamat tahun baru juga kepada guru blog aku yg tak pernah bersua muka....semoga kedatangan tahun baru ni juga menjadikan anda lebih sukses dan happy sokmo!!!Tata 2008......TQ

Focus on Problems vs. Focus on Solution

Email yg aku dpt suatu ketika dulu ni memang amat menarik utk difikirkan....layannn....

1) When NASA began the launch of astronauts into space, they found out that the pens wouldn't work at zero gravity (Ink won't flow down to the writing surface).In order to solve this problem, it took them one decade and $12 million. They developed a pen that worked at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, in practically any surface including crystal and in a temperature range from below freezing to over 300 degrees C.

And what did Russians do........................................??
The Russians used a Pencil!!!

2) One of the most memorable case studies on Japanese management was the case of the empty soap box, which happened in one of Japan 's biggest cosmetics companies. The company received a complaint that a consumer had bought a soap box that was empty. Immediately the authorities isolated the problem to the assembly line, which transported all the packaged boxes of soap to the delivery department. For some reason, one soap box went through the assembly line empty. Management asked its engineers to solve the problem.

Post-haste, the engineers worked hard to devise an X-ray machine with high-resolution monitors manned by two people to watch all the soap boxes that passed through the line to make sure they were not empty. No doubt, they worked hard and they worked fast but they spent whoopee amount to do so.

But when a rank-and-file employee in a small company was posed with the same problem, did not get into complications of X-rays, etc but instead came out with another solution.

He bought a strong industrial electric fan and pointed it at the assembly line. He switched the fan on, and as each soap box passed the fan, it simply blew the empty boxes out of the line.

Moral of the story:
Keep It Simple.
Always look for simple solutions. Devise the simplest possible solution that solves the problem. Learn to focus on solutions not on problems.

"If you look at what you do not have in life, you don't have anything"
"If you look at what you have in life, you have everything"

Maths for the intelligent ones !

*Memang genius giler budak ni..huhuhu!!!

Lain Kali Cakappp......

"A touching love story that 'll make u cry".......(hehehe...petik dari email aku....tangkap leleh....cess.....)

(Gambar hiasan semata-mata...tiada kena mengena dgn ceriter di bawah..haha)

10th Grade:-

As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called 'best friend'. I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before. I handed them to her.She said 'thanks' and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

11th grade:-

The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone, So I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine.

After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go home. She looked at me, said 'thanks' and gave me a kiss on the cheek..I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Senior year:-

One fine day she walked to my locker. "My date is sick" she said, "hes not gonna go" well, I didn't have a date, and in 7th grade, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates, we would go together just as 'best friends'. So we did. That night, after everything was over, I was standing at her front door step. I stared at her as She smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. Then she said- "I had the best time, thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Graduation:-

A day passed, then a week, then a month. Before I could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine-but she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said- 'you're my best friend, thanks' and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Marriage:-

Now I sit in the wedding ceremony. That girl is getting married now and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't see me like that, and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said 'you came !'. She said 'thanks' and kissed me on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Death:-

Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my 'best friend'. At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read: 'I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn't notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love him but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me ! .........'I wish I did too...'

I thought to my self, and I cried.

Soalan Licik, Jawapan Cerdik

Seorang guru, Cikgu Murni (Umur: 22) menghadapi masalah dengan salah seorang muridnya (Abu). Lalu guru ini bertanya kepada murid tersebut :

"Apa sebenarnya masalah awak, Abu?"
Lalu Abu menjawab, "Saya terlalu cerdik untuk berada di darjah 4, kakak saya menduduki UPSR dan saya lebih cerdik dari dia, maka saya seharusnya berada di tempat yang sama juga!".

Cikgu Murni dah tak tertahan. Dia bawa Abu ke pejabat pengetua.Sementara Abu menunggu di ruang tamu, Cikgu Murni terangkan keadaan tersebut kepada Pengetua. Pengetua mengatakan yang dia akan berikan ujian kepada Abu dan jika Abu gagal menjawab, maka Abu harus kekal di darjah 3 dan berkelakuan baik. Abu dibawa masuk ke pejabat Pengetua dan Cikgu Murni terangkan pada Abu dan Abu bersetuju untuk ambil ujian yang akan diberikan.

Pengetua: Apa 3 x 3?
Abu: 9

Pengetua: Apa 6 x 6?
Abu: 36

Pengetua terus bertanyakan soalan2 berdasarkan tahap pencapaian murid2 UPSR dan si Abu mampu menjawab tiap soalan yang diberikan. Lalu pengetua memandang Cikgu Murni dan berkata, "Saya rasa murid ini sepatutnya berada di darjah 6", Lalu Cikgu Murni berkata pada pengetua, "Saya ada soalan saya sendiri, boleh tak saya ajukan pada Abu?". Pengetua dan Abu bersetuju.

Cikgu Murni: Apa yang lembu ada 4 di badan, tapi saya cuma ada dua?
Abu: (berfikir) Kaki

Cikgu Murni: Apa yang ada di dalam seluar kamu tapi tidak pada seluar saya?
Abu: Saku

Cikgu Murni: Apa yang bermula dengan huruf "K" akhir dengan "A", ianya berbulu, berbentuk oval, nyaman dan mengandungi lapisan nipis keputihan?
Abu: Kelapa

Cikgu Murni: Apakah yang masuk keras dan berwarna "pink", bila keluar lembik dan melekit?
Mata Pengetua terbuka luas dan sebelum sempat dia menahan, siAbu terus menjawab.
Abu: Gula-gula getah (Bubblegum)

Cikgu Murni: Apa yang mereka lakukan, lelaki secara berdiri, wanita secara duduk dan anjing secara tiga kaki? Mata Pengetua sekali lagi terbuka sangat2 luas dan sebelum dia sempat hendak menahan si Abu terus menjawab.

Abu: Bersalaman

Cikgu Murni: Baik, sekarang saya akan ajukan soalan berbentuk siapakah saya, okay?
Abu: Baik Cikgu

Cikgu Murni: Awak memasukkan batang kedalam saya. Awak ikat saya untuk saya berdiri. Saya kebasahan sebelum awak. Pengetua kelihatan resah dengan soalan yang diajukan oleh Cikgu Murni.

Abu: Khemah

Cikgu Murni: Jari memasuki saya. Awak menggesel-gesel saya bila awak teringatkan saya. Lelaki idaman akan mendapat saya dulu.

Pengetua semakin resah dan tidak selesa. Lantas terus meneguk segelas Nescafe 3 in 1.
Abu: Cincin perkahwinan

Cikgu Murni: Saya ada bermacam-macam saiz. Bila saya sakit saya akan meleleh. Bila saya keluar, banyak tisu yang akan digunakan. Bila awak hembuskan saya, akan berasa lega.

Sekali lagi pengetua rasa amat resah dengan soalan yang di ajukan oleh Cikgu Murni dan ingin membantah, tapi si Abu mendahuluinya.
Abu: Hidung

Cikgu Murni: Saya batang yang keras. Hujungnya tajam. Saya akan datang dan masuk dengan lajunya.
Abu: Anak panah

Cikgu Murni: Sekarang saya akan ajukan soalan dalam Bahasa Inggeris, okay?
Abu: Okay

Cikgu Murni: What word starts with a 'F' and end in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Abu: Firetruck

Cikgu Murni: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you dont get it you have to use your hand.
Abu: Fork

Cikgu Murni: What is it that all men have one of. It's longer on some men than on others, the pope does not use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they are married?
Abu: Surname

Cikgu Murni: What part of the man has no bones but has muscles, lots of veins and loves pumping?
Abu: Heart

Pengetua menghembuskan nafas kelegaan bila mendengar jawapan yang diberikan oleh si Abu, lantas berkata "Baik hantar murid ini ke Universiti Malaya; jawapan yang saya fikirkan semuanya salah".

P/s: Jika jawapan anda semua salah, anda adalah sama spesies dengan pengetua yang mempunyai pemikiran kuning.....hehehe

Pompuan Macam Tu Laa...Ye Kerr???

Citer ni aku dpt dari email aku x berapa lama dulu...so, just nak berkongsi cerita kat sini..layannn...


Beberapa hari yang lalu, saya sedang menunggu kereta saya untuk disiapkan
di workshop berdekatan, apabila seorang gadis singgah dan bertanyakan
sebuah tujuh-ratus-sepuloh (710). Kami berpandangan sesama sendiri, dan
seorang pelanggan bertanyakan, "Apa benda tujuh-ratus-sepuloh tu?" Gadis
itu mejawab "Awak tahu kan, benda kecil di bahagian tengah injin, saya
telah kehilangannya dan memerlukan yang baru." Gadis itu menambah bahwa dia
tidak berapa tahu benda itu, tapi benda itu ada di situ setiap masa.

Mekanik kami memberikan dia kertas dan pen dan meminta gadis tersebut
melakarkan bagaimana rupa benda itu. Gadis itu melukis satu bulatan dan di
tengahnya bertulis 710. Mekanik kami masih ragu-ragu. Dia kemudiannya
membawa gadis tersebut ke kereta lain yang 'hood'nya memang terbuka keatas,
dan terpampang lah bahagian injin kereta itu yang masih belum siap
diservis. Dia bertanyakan pada gadis itu "adakah benda 710 itu di kereta
ini?". Gadis itu menuding dan berkata,"Sudah tentu lah, itu dia
bendanya....."

(jeng..jeng..jeng...lihat gambar di bawah...)

Rajah 1 menunjukkan 710..heheheh.....puas aku guling2 atas tikar getah rumah aku sebab gelak baca email ni dulu...huhuhu...jgn marah ye kaum hawa....

Perempuan vs Muslimah

(Gambar hiasan semata-mata)

Perempuan:
Apabila teruna memerhatikan dikau,
Kau membalas renungan matanya
Pabila teruna mendekati selangkah,
Kau datang berpuluh langkah
Pabila teruna memujuk rayu,
Kau lemah dalam pangkuannya
Pabila teruna memberi harapan,
Kau hanyut dalam angan langkah.

Muslimah:
Pabila teruna memandang dikau,
Kau tunduk mengelak panah syaitan
Pabila teruna mendekati selangkah,
Kau berundur beribu langkah
Pabila teruna memujuk rayu,
Kau anggap itulah kalimah iblis syaitan
Pabila teruna menutur harapan indah,
Kau yakin janji-Nya lebih bahagia di sana
Kerana kau mengerti dan menyedari
Akan erti maruah peribadi sejati
Yang diselaputi iman yang hakiki.

Ujian Mengenal Tahap Stress Dalam Diri

Gambar dilampirkan ini adalah satu bahan yang digunakan untuk satu kajian
stress, di hospital St Marry, Birmingham , London..... lihat kedua dua dolphin
yang melompat dari air tersebut, kedua-dua dolphin tersebut sebenarnya
serupa , penyelidik mendapati, jika seseorang itu mendapati kedua dua
dolphin tersebut berbeza, bermakna ia telah stress,..............lagi banyak
perbezaan dilihat, lagi berat stress yang ada pada mereka.

Jadi sesiapa yang melihat terlalu banyak perbezaanya, dinasihatkan kemas
barang , shutdown komputer dan balik untuk berehat........................

Gambarajah 1 : Kelihatan 2 ekor dolphin sedang melompat riang di permukaan air yg tenang jgn disangka tiada buaya....

Tomorrow Can Be Too Late

If you're mad with someone , and nobody's there to
fix the situation... You fix it .
Maybe today, that person still wants to be your
friend . And if u don't, tomorrow can be too late .

If you're in love with somebody , but that person
doesn't know... tell her/him.
Maybe today, that person is also in love with you .
And if you don't say it, tomorrow can be too late .


If you still love a person that you think has
forgetten you... tell her/him.
Maybe that person have always loved you. And if
you don't tell her/him today , tomorrow can be too
late.

If you need a hug of a friend... ask her/him for it.
Maybe they need it more than you do. And if you
don't ask for it today, tomorrow can be too late.

If you really have friends who you appreciate... tell
them.
Maybe they appreciate you as well. That if you
don't and they leave or go far away today ,
tomorrow can be too late.

Sumber : Cedok dari email aku yg lama2...hehe

P/s : Cistt....sape yg memandai-mandai letak entry jiwang kat blog aku nih!!!!Jatuh murtabak wa sbg rockers...huhuhu

Koleksi Usang (Dari Bahan Arkib)

Bersama-sama ini disertakan beberapa lukisan dari 'sketch book' lama aku yg dah tumbuh flora jenis kulat kat atasnya (wakaka..skema gila ayat..macam ayat dlm surat utk buat submission kpd local authority je..hehe)..Sebenarnya banyak lagi lukisan aku, tapi mana hilang ntah..sebab banyak lukisan aku yg dah bercerai dari 'sketch book' aku tu....so..layannn...(cesh..macam nak layan lagu plak)...

Lakaran 1 : Lukisan ni aku beri tajuk "Beauty & The Beast" dan siap pada tanggal hari Ahad, 30 Mac 1997. Masa ni aku baru form 5.

Lakaran 2 :Lukisan ni aku beri tajuk "Smile of Death" dan siap pada hari Ahad, 9 Ogos 1998. Masa ni aku kat pusat matrikulasi di negeri sembilan.

Lakaran 3 :Lukisan ni aku beri tajuk "Waiting" dan siap pada hari Jumaat, 4 April 1997. Masa ni pun aku masih dlm form 5 (fuyoo..amoi sexy woo...tapi skrg dah x lukis gambar awek seksi lagi..dah insaf..hehe)

Satu Lagi Hasil Contengan

Hurm...malam ni, aku berjaya menyiapkan satu tempahan dari kawan aku iaitu Che Nab..hehehe...satu lagi wajah yg telah berjaya di porak perandakan oleh aku daripada gambar asalnya...hahaha..sori my fren...terimalah apa yg terdaya aku hasilkan dgn seadanya...hehehe...

Leave Me Alone

Leave Me Alone by Takida

Can I be on my own, wont you give up the phone, yeah, leave me alone
Can I be on my own, you don't have to go on, yeah, leave me alone

I walk around, thinking about what's on your mind
I don't wanna lie,I don't wanna lie, I recall what's on your mind

Have you had enough, don't call me again
Cause the blackness in your eye is there, it's failing

Can I be on my own, wont you give up the phone, yeah, leave me alone
Can I be on my own, you don't have to go on, yeah, leave me alone

Have you had enough, don't call me again
Cause the blackness in your eye is there, it's failingCan I be on my own, wont you give up the phone, yeah, leave me alone
Can I be on my own, you don't have to go on, yeah, leave me alone

Can I be on my own
Can I be on my own

(Adeii..time nak gi cuti2 Bandung ni la pulak selsema menyerang aku...sroottttttt.....)

Tugasan Dari Seorang Kawan

Huh...siap gak tugasan yg telah diberikan oleh seorang kwn aku tu....kawan aku tu suruh aku lukis gambar kawan baik dia...ingatkan tahun depan baru siap...nasib baik la ada mood...boleh la jugak siapkan dlm thn ni gak...hahaha....kali ni peralatan melukis aku dah upgrade sikit...aku dah beli buku sketch book baru...dah ada pensel 4B (selama ni pakai pensel 2B je)...dan yg paling penting, aku dah tak guna pisau dari dapur lagi utk menajamkan pensel...hahaha....semua peralatan ni aku beli masa mengulor ptg tadi....huhuhu....walaupun aku x minta kebenaran dari tuan dia, tapi aku tetap post gambar ni kat sini...mintak maap ye..hahaha....nasib le kan, sape suruh aku lukis gambar ni...huhuhu...dan akhir kata, aku mau tido...zzzzz

(P/s : Semakin hari minat ku utk melukis telah kembali bersemarak spt dulu2...dan masih juga menantikan upah...kah kah kah dan huhuhu)

Siap La Sudah..Taraaa.....

Hahaha...siap gak eksperimen aku...kali ni berbekalkan pemadam yg dah tinggal senipis duit seposen tu (sebenarnya aku x jumpa cari pemadam yg besar, yg saki baki pemadam je tinggal) , berjaya gak aku siapkan potret budak kecik ni (refer kpd post aku yg lepas bertajuk "Eksperimen Selanjutnya"..)...nampak lain semacam je...haha..kalau tgk gambar real budak tu lagi 'chubby'...tp gambar yg aku lukis ni nampak kurus sket..hehehe...dah x larat aku nak adjust...last2, aku biar je la camtu..lagi pun, kertas yg aku guna ni kertas A4 nipis je..x boleh tekan lebih2..nanti koyak...hahaha...dah..dah..aku mau tidur...esok ada site visit lak...kena dpt tido yg cukup nih..simpan tenaga..huhu..zzzzzzzzz

Dekat Lain, Jauh Lain

Ini trik serius! Kalau dilihat dari dekat, foto ini kelihatan seperti Albert Einstein.

Lalu cobalah menjauh dari layar monitor. Berdirilah pada jarak 3 meter dari monitor. Fotonya akan terlihat seperti Marilyn Monroe. Coba praktik, deh.

(Sumber : Dicedok dari TKO)

Deadly Dance

Deadly dance?ntah...aku pun x tau apsal tajuk dia camtu...aku jumpa gambar ni dlm "photographycorner.com", tajuk dia memang dah camtu...aku cedok je la bulat2..hahaha...mungkin deadly dance tu bermaksud asap rokok tu sendiri kot....ye la...asap rokok kan boleh membunuh....sambil asap tu berkepul2 kat mulut dan muka seolah-olah sedang menari secara rawak...(macam nasihat utk diri sendiri je)..hahaha...

Eksperimen Selanjutnya...

Haha....eksperimen ni belum berjalan lagi sebenarnya..saje nak post gambar ni dulu..ntah bila nak siap pun x tau...huhuhu...aku ingat nak buat gambar kaler le pulak..tp malas pulak nak beli water colour...hehehe.....so...tunggulah hasilnya nanti....coming soon!!!!

What You Give

What You Give by Tesla

Who's the one that makes you happy?
Or maybe, who's the one always on your mind?
And who is the reason you're living for?
Who's the reason for your smile?

I feel so lonely and I know I'm not the only one
To ever feel this way
I love you so much that I think I'm goin' insane
I'm goin' crazy, Outta my head
Goin' crazy, Outta my head
Can't think about nothin' but your good, good love
And what you give

Everyone needs somebody
And you know
Everybody needs someone
Well then I guess it's true
Everybody needs a special kind of love
And you're the only one I'm thinking of
You mean the world to me
You are my only

I feel so lonely and I know I'm not the only one
To carry on this way
I love you so much I lose track of time
Lose track of the days
I'm goin' outta my head
Goin' crazy, Outta my head
Can't think about nothin' but your good, good love
And what you give

It's not what you got, It's what you give
It ain't the life you choose, it's the life you live
It's only what you give
It's not what you got
But the life you live
It's the life you live

And you're the one that makes me happy
Oh yeah baby
And you're the one always on my mind
Well then I guess it's true
You are my reason
My one and only
That I've been living for
Why can't forever be
Forever and nothing more?

I feel so lonely and I know I'm not the only one
To ever feel this way
I love you so much I lose track of time
Lose track of the days
I'm goin' outta my head
Goin' crazy, Outta my head
Can't think about nothin' but your good, sweet love
And what you give

It's not what you got, It's what you give
It ain't the life you choose, It's the life you live
It's not what you got, It's what you give
And it ain't what it's not, But what it is
Only what you give

It's not what you got, But what you give
Only what you give
It's only what you give, yeah
Can't get enough girl, of that sweet lovin' baby
What you give

Wharkh kah kah kah....layan lagu jiwang jap sambil merehatkan minda....lagi 10 minit sambung kerja..isk....tido lambat lagi le aku mlm ni....